stalking margie

i go to see margie at work the other day (actually, it was more like 2 months ago) and im waiting for a little while until she gets off work. anyway, im sitting on the "courtesy chair by target" out the front with my headphones on (looking charming as always) and the security guard keeps looking at me. i didnt look particularly scary that day (id shaved that week) and he keeps staring like im the scum of the earth lol.
5-10 minutes later and margie leaves, she looks at me, feigns fear, and runs in the opposite direction. she knew i was waiting for her, so i figure she's being a fool.
she stops running coz she's laughing too much and tells me that she told the guard that id been stalking and harassing her lol. i didnt know whether to be amused or bemused.
lol, who says bemused?

lucky he didnt chase me. i hate being followed by guards. theyre attracted to me, i look like danger. lol danger. nah, i just look like a theif.
once i was meeting someone at highpoint, and i walk past an armoured truck. i see this guard comes towards me from the corner of my eye, so i start walking away. i had headphones on and couldnt hear what he was saying, anyway i turn around and its my dad lol. i shouldve asked him for a lift. i couldve sat in the back and filled my pockets with cash.

sure, nathan, its that easy.