boobs on glass!

haha best party ever!
there was a drunk naked chick running around, rubbing her tits and talking dirty.
then squishing them on the glass.
then we were in the spa and people kept putting their hands in my pants.
and for some reason i didnt care.
then my pants were stolen. and all the girls were like "ooh, yeh, bring it over here"
lol. what they actually said was "i saw it!" and "turn off the bubbles, i wanna see!".
thank god for warm water haha.
then i got molested and had to bite naked people to get them off me.

funniest bit of the night was when a couple was arguing in bed.
something along the lines of "noo, im not in the mood"
"come on"
"no"
then silence, and the bed squeaking.
"stop it. you'll leave a stain"
"i dont care"
"yes u do!"
and then footsteps to the toilet, silence, and a flush.
the girl closest to the door apparently heard wanking noises.
and that was the discussion of the next morning.

i'm going to sandy's party next year! definately.