Dumb fat bitch on the train, ass hanging out into the aisle. Gotta get off the train. "Excuse me. Excuse me". Cow can't hear me over The Veronicas blaring from her iPod. I brush past her to get off, she gives me the ugliest greasy I've ever seen, coz you know it's my fault she's hanging off the seat, so i tip my head n give the most sarcastic, patronising, insincere apology I can. The poor woman squished into the wall beside her smirks to herself.