Mobile blog

Jurt testing the mobile blogging thing. This way i can say things when im out (and probably bored, waiting for a train or something) before i forget them. Oh so very handy! Haha

boring blog entry #1 (who am i kidding, #4 hahaha)

you know how u can pull a muscle? and how ur heart's a muscle? can u pull your heart?
that wasn't meant to be a philosophical love-related question lol, i meant it literally.
I'm expecting an obvious answer, like "yes, that's what a heart attack is you fool!"

i got scared by a rubber band just now. i thought it was a spider lol. not like running around screaming scared, just like "crap" and i flicked it. being green and made of rubber should have tipped me off though.

how bored i must be, this is my third blog tonight.
i guess usually if im up this late im working or im out, and im too lazy to do any typing or crap like that right now, so im blogging.
yes, i just realised that i said im too lazy to type, so im blogging.
everyone's a critic

has anyone noticed that i seem to talk to myself more than anyone in this blog?
i'm like a virtual crazy person. like the people on the train who give the finger to their reflections.

i want to take photos like erwin olaf (except the ones with penises or cum in them). all his photos have such a mood to them. check out his folio, his sets are great. watch out for the rude ones though. the first of his work I'd ever seen was his Royal Blood set, in a photography magazine years ago. It wasn't until recently that I'd become particularly interested in photography though.
I don't know if I have it in me or not. The skill/creativity/genes to do great photography, I mean. I know that I'm always doing still shots in my head, but they never come out on film.

now im bored of blogging. might have to do something productive or go to sleep.
don't really want to go to sleep.
night.

virtually social

im feeling particularly social tonight. which sucks, coz its 1:35 am and im alone in my room.
everyone sucks but me.
i wish good people lived near me.
i mean i have friends nearby, but the ones i see i see too much, in boring circumstances, and the others are too busy or just too hard to see.
hopefully i get to catch up with everyone at kiro's pissup. should be good. thats if they turn up. and dont argue about anything. should be alright though, nobody's in love with anyone anymore, and nobody particularly dislikes anyone.

"I hate those stupid ringtone ads with the gay little chickens and gay frog and gay cat! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Yeah, I've said my piece."

quote from holly. that girl cracks me up

stalking margie

i go to see margie at work the other day (actually, it was more like 2 months ago) and im waiting for a little while until she gets off work. anyway, im sitting on the "courtesy chair by target" out the front with my headphones on (looking charming as always) and the security guard keeps looking at me. i didnt look particularly scary that day (id shaved that week) and he keeps staring like im the scum of the earth lol.
5-10 minutes later and margie leaves, she looks at me, feigns fear, and runs in the opposite direction. she knew i was waiting for her, so i figure she's being a fool.
she stops running coz she's laughing too much and tells me that she told the guard that id been stalking and harassing her lol. i didnt know whether to be amused or bemused.
lol, who says bemused?

lucky he didnt chase me. i hate being followed by guards. theyre attracted to me, i look like danger. lol danger. nah, i just look like a theif.
once i was meeting someone at highpoint, and i walk past an armoured truck. i see this guard comes towards me from the corner of my eye, so i start walking away. i had headphones on and couldnt hear what he was saying, anyway i turn around and its my dad lol. i shouldve asked him for a lift. i couldve sat in the back and filled my pockets with cash.

sure, nathan, its that easy.